Omelette theif 

Do I regret it? Absolutely not. 

Whole egg with mozzarella, peppers, and a perfect mix of ham and bacon. I’m never going back to the dullness of  pre-whipped egg and cheddar. As I watch you stand impatiently at the omelette line waiting for your beautiful concoction, I can’t help but feel a pang of guilt. But come on….you were being selfish by keeping this treasure to yourself. Enjoy my boring omelette bitch 

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